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You have found. . .The Mother Ship!
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About me
Welcome to the Mother Ship. Withing the mother ship, you will be able to visit galaxies that are far, far away, and may have existed a long, long time ago.
I, Zorla, Queen of the Universe, will be your guide.
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What I'm interested in:
- Rules on board the Ship
1. You must remain in your seat at all times. No getting up to use the bathroom or anything without remembering where your seat is.
2. No smoking. Smoking is not allowed in the Ship, as it destroys your lungs and the expensive equipment on board.
3. Keep all hands, arms, legs, heads, small children, large, annoying old men, your pet python, and all futuristic weapons inside the space vehical at all times.
4. If we hit any turbulence, do not grap the nearest oxygen tank and say "At least I'll survive!" You won't. Pure oxygen CAN'T be that healthy. Besides. The canister is probably mislabled, as I am very disorganized.
5. Any time I appear, you must bow. I am the Queen, after all.
- Correct Ways of Addressing Me
1. Lisa
2. Lisa
3. Lisa
4. Zorla
5. Lisa
- Inncorect Ways of Addressing Me
1. Hey $#&%!
2. Hey !#@)^&!
3. Your Majestic, Fantastic, Fatness. That would be rude.
4. Liza
5. Xena
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My favourite links
- Galliana's Homepage - This is my homeland, where it all started. I'm not a Queen of the Universe there, but I'm still prety cool. Besides, all the best stuff is there.
- Heart Song - Even a Queen's got her Dark Side. (Oh, Really?) Heart Song is my personal and emotional poetry.
- A Magical Place - A Magical Place is similar to Heart Song, only you will find fantasy fiction rather than peotry. It's all original.
- Portals - LINKS! LINKS! LINKS!
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You can email me on
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